Why it so hard to believe that I was married for twelve years? Is it because I looks so much younger? God, I hope so. Is it because twelve years of marriage did not produce a single alimony check or child support payment? Is it because I do not give off the vibe of a bitter mid-30’s divorce’ but that of a wild, sexy single woman still trying to sow some wild oats? Maybe.
On Cheating and Sex
No one believes that neither of us cheated on one another. Maybe not until the end when we agreed on some fucked up “open marriage” thing that didn’t work out too well. Hell, we were having sex more often than relatively content couples up until three weeks until we got divorced. If I knew that was going to be last time we had sex, let alone the last time he was going to have sex with a woman, I sure as hell would have tried harder.